Lew-Who, Za-Her. Ouda: It's made from guano. Quotes will be submitted for approval by the RT staff. But thank you for asking. !I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!warning... a**holes may be closer than they appear in the mirrorHow would you like me to make your life a living hell?Well Lois, I'm not really ready for a relationship yet, but thank you for asking. Listen, Pet Dick. up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes][with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple][close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple][at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap][Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue][Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this][Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda][Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives][having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him.

[a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] See that you do.

You sounded like someone else. A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. If I'm not back in five minutes,...just wait longer.If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.Yes, Satan? Hear Us Out: Ace Ventura: All righty then! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat …
Ace. Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! ...and a clean pair of shorts. That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser.

From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention][The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union][both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle] Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Pride Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances Lew-Who, Za-Her. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. Ace Ventura: Guano!Sounds so familiar... [Ace starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl] Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, returns from a spiritual quest to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the sacred animal of a tribe in Africa. --Jeff Shannon Ace Ventura: That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. and how are you this afternoon? Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls (Funny Bat Scene) - YouTube Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes. Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer (Turned around moving his butt as he talks) Excuse me. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Ace : That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Please make your quotes accurate. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.I just can't do it captain I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Binge Central I have a package for you.Most likely sir, I'll bet it was something nice though. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. In time, you could develop a tumor.HDS Sir! Alrighty then.